Corinna Kopf
I’m trying so hard to keep up with modern pussy culture, but babes like CorinnaKopf keep throwing me for a loop. She’s making bank. One of her recent Twitter posts shows her buying a fucking Lambo for her best friend, just like that, casually. She’s rich, and it would appear that her pussy and tits have a lot to do with why and how. I like seeing women make mad bank. It’s a great push for equality. The fact that they’re using their genitals to do it is completely irrelevant. They want bank, they get bank. One look into this girl’s eyes and I understand why she’s so popular. I fell in love with her eyes, then slammed my eyes down towards her breasts with the force of a thousand suns. I could stare at these love globes for days. I’ll never get tired of chicks this hot. CorinnaKopf brings a very familiar vibe to the table – she’s a perfect blonde. The thing that sets her apart from other perfect blondes on Twitter is that she also has a perfect face. When I say perfect, I mean actually perfect. She’s not a 9.5, she’s not a 9.9, she’s everything every man has ever asked for. This is the shit we live for. This is the kind of pussy that most men never even get to see let alone sniff. I bet her pussy smells like my future. I want to live between her legs. I want to taste her insides. I want to take her on a shopping spree in hopes she might let me suckle on her nipples. I’m hard, ok? Did you expect me to give you a sober review? Just look at this chick! How am I supposed to stay calm? She set my fucking soul on fire.
