Alaina Ellis

Alaina_Elliss! Alright, so here we go again, diving into yet another Instagram fitness goddess—this time, it’s Alaina Ellis. She’s got over 700k followers, her own training regime, and a body that screams “I worked my ass off for this, and you’ll never achieve it.” Honestly, hats off to her. Her dedication, her ability to inspire others, and the empire she’s built—it’s all amazing. But you know what? She’s giving me ideas. Forget fitness regimes. I should start my own masterclass. Not for squats or deadlifts, no. I’m talking about something that’s near and dear to all of us: how to fap properly. Don’t roll your eyes; think about it. People pay top dollar for self-improvement courses, and who’s out here teaching the fine art of self-love? Nobody. That’s where I come in.